A ʻaʻole hewa, akā naʻe - e kāhea i kahi masseur ma ka home, a laila hele mālie i ka moekolohe! A laila ʻaʻole noi ʻia kāu kāne e lomilomi - hele koke i ka moekolohe! ʻO ka wahine maikaʻi a ma ka laulā ʻaʻole ia he masseur maikaʻi ʻole - hana nā lima a me nā lehelehe i ka moa a laila hana ʻo foreman ma ka moa i ke kūlana wahine lio. No laila, i loko o kēia wikiō ua hana nā hoa ʻelua ma ke ʻano he masseur, a ʻoihana loa!
ʻO ka hoʻohaʻahaʻa a me ka hahau ʻana, ʻo ia ka hopena o ka wahine. Makemake nā ʻīlio āpau e hoʻopaʻi ʻia a hoʻopaʻa ʻia. A inā makemake ka Haku, ʻaʻole wale ʻo ia e hoʻopaʻi ʻia e kona mau hoaaloha, akā e nā mīkini pū me nā dicks. I ka manawa like, lilo ke kaikamahine i mea makemake nui a loaʻa. ʻO ke kuko i kēia manawa ʻo kāna raison d'être.
Nui kona umauma, akā ʻaʻole i hoʻohana pono ʻia! ʻAʻole maikaʻi loa kona kino, akā ʻo kona alo he mea kāhāhā ka lumi a nani.