No ka māʻona o ka moa, pono e huki ʻia i nā manawa a pau. Pono ʻo ia e manaʻo e like me ka wahine a kolo i kāna hoki. A inā poina ke kāne a kāne paha e hoʻolei i kahi lāʻau hou, hoʻomaka ʻo ia e haʻalulu. Eia kekahi, ʻo ka hoʻomoe ʻana i hoʻihoʻi mai i ka hauʻoli i loko o ka ʻohana.
Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!
A he epiphany ko ke kupunakane kahiko i ka mua, he ʻakaʻaka kona helehelena. Auē, he moʻopuna puʻupaʻa maoli. Auē, pehea ka lawe ʻana i ka pāpālina, loaʻa iaʻu ka goosebumps.