A ua maikaʻi ka nerd! Ua manaʻo wau ua palu ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī. Huli 'o ia i ka anal gourmet. Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻo ia iā ia a hiki i luna o kona ʻōpū. ʻIke ʻia ʻaʻole kēia ka manawa mua i hoʻāʻo ai ka poʻe ipo - ʻaʻole ʻo ka uʻakū i kona komo ʻana mai. Paʻi au i kona ʻāʻī i mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona kowali. E hana ʻo ia i ka mea kūpono me kona waha. E hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā ia i ka lilo ʻana i wahine palaka.
ʻO ka makua kāne ʻē aʻe - ma kahi o ka hāʻawi ʻana i kāna pēpē kokoleka me kāna keiki a hāʻawi iā ia i ka hilinaʻi i ka hana ʻana i nā mea nani ʻeleʻele - ʻuā ʻo ia iā ia me he maniac. ʻAʻole like ka hele ʻana o ka pussy ma kahi ʻē mai ka home. E inu wale ʻo ia i ka waiū mai nā kumu ʻelua. )
ʻAe, ʻaʻole pili iki nā kaikunāne a me nā kaikuahine, no laila ʻaʻole hiki ke manaʻo ʻia he mea ʻino a moe ʻole paha. ʻAʻole ia he mea kupanaha no ke kanaka makua kāne a me ke kaikamahine, me ka ʻole o nā hoa moe maʻamau a kokoke i kēlā me kēia lā e pili ana kekahi i kekahi, ua manaʻo koke ʻia ʻo ia i ke kiʻekiʻe o ka moekolohe i kekahi i kekahi. Ke manaʻo nei ua makemake ke kaikamahine (ke kāne a laila ʻaʻohe nīnau), manaʻo wau e hoʻomau lākou i kēia ʻano hana i kēlā me kēia manawa.