He mea ʻakaʻaka, kāhea ke kāne i ʻekolu mau kaikamahine a puhi mālie i ko lākou mau manaʻo. A nani loa nā brunettes, a makemake lākou i ke kālā. ʻAʻohe mea e like me ka nui o ke kālā e kōkua i kahi kaikamahine e moe. No laila pehea inā he kāne hoʻokahi wale nō e moe pū ana, akā nui ke kālā.
Hiki paha i ka ʻulaʻula ke hele mai e hana me ke kapa ʻole - ʻaʻole hoʻi e hoʻāʻo e hūnā i ka ʻaʻahu a i ʻole ka palule o kāna mau hiʻohiʻona. No laila, ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha no ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana o ka haku ʻōpio i kāna ʻiʻo ma kona papalina. ʻO wai ka mea e pale aku, e ʻike ana i kēlā mau umauma a me ka hoki i kahi kokoke e wehe i kēlā me kēia lā? ʻAʻohe oʻu ʻike i kekahi kāne e like me ia, a ʻaʻole au i ʻike i kekahi wahine makemake ia!
ʻo ka mea hea?!