ʻO ka minoʻaka liʻiliʻi ʻuʻuku, me nā ʻuʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka puʻu momona. I ka ʻike ʻana i ka hāmeʻa a ke kāne, hāʻawi wau iā ia i ka maikaʻi no kēia kaikamahine. I kekahi manawa, aia kekahi kaikamahine u'i a me ke kāne me ka ʻaʻohe dick, ʻaʻohe maka, ʻaʻohe kino. Eia ka lua maikai, maikai no laua. Pono ʻoe e ʻai i loko o kāna puʻu, akā, e ʻona iā ia me kāu nectar. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ka nānā ʻana, kahe wale ka sperm a ʻaʻole i loaʻa i kahi.
Manaʻo wau ua ʻike ke kāne e kiʻi mau ana kāna wahine. E nānā i kēlā - aia kāna microphone ma kona poʻohiwi hema a pili i kāna kelepona. Hiki paha ʻo ia i ka haʻalulu ma ka home ke lohe ʻo ia i kāna wahine ʻAsia e kūkākūkā ana me ke kāne aʻe ma ka lāʻau. No ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻana i kēlā mau umauma me ka cum - e komo pū wau i ka laina! E nānā i ka piʻi ʻana o kāna mau ʻōpala ma luna o kēlā mau ʻeke - nui nā mea e lawe ai!
Auē, makemake au e pākuʻi iā ia.