Laki no ke kanaka - i kēia manawa ua hele ʻo ia mai kahi wanker i kahi lio. ʻO ia, ma ke ʻano he wahine, mahalo ʻo ia i kona hanohano, a ma ke ʻano he uʻi, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke pale aku i ka hoʻowalewale e lawe i kāna pepa i loko o kona waha. I kēia manawa, e hahau ana ʻo ia i kona mama i kēlā me kēia lā, a e lawe ana ʻo ia i kāna ʻū ma kona papalina. Hauʻoli lā!
Puke maikaʻi, ʻoiai ua liʻiliʻi kona mau umauma a he pimply liʻiliʻi kāna hoki. Akā ʻaʻole wau e ʻohi iā ia, nani maoli a ke hana nei kona mau lehelehe! Koe naʻe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hoʻopaʻa ʻia a ʻaʻole lawa. Ma ka hoʻoholo ʻana iā ia, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e noʻonoʻo i kekahi hapalua hola ma ka moa.