He mea hōʻeuʻeu ka ʻike ʻana i ka pilina maikaʻi ma waena o ka makuahine a me ke kaikamahine. ʻO ka maʻamau, ʻaʻole hakakā kēia mau mea ʻelua. Ua pani ka makuahine o kēia kaikamahine i kona makuahine, no laila ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e hāʻawi i kāna mau haʻawina pili wahine. Ua hoʻomaka lākou me nā mea hana maʻalahi, a hoʻopau i ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ka gmj.
Ua hauʻoli nā kaikamāhine i ka holo lio, no laila, ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha i ko lākou ʻike ʻana i kēlā mau kāne, lele lākou ma luna o lākou. ʻAe, ʻo kā lākou pose i koho ʻia ʻo ia kaʻu i kuhikuhi ai i ka ʻōlelo ma mua. He mea pohihihi mau ke kumu i makemake nui ai na kaikamahine i ka lio, he pane hapa keia wikiō i keia ninau.
I kēia manawa, hoʻopaʻa wale lākou i nā moa maʻamau i ka asshole! He mea hoʻomanaʻo o ka wā kahiko ka waha. Eia kekahi kanaka makua i hopu i kekahi kahu hale nana i hana me ka vibrator ma mua o ka mop a hookui i kona pahu i kona hoki. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hoʻoneʻe i kahi kuʻemaka!
ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka pussycat aloha, ʻoiai ke loaʻa iā ia nā umauma nani. ʻOiaʻiʻo, makemake wau e loaʻa i ke kino maikaʻi aʻe, akā ʻaʻole maikaʻi! Hoʻokahi mea aʻu i maopopo ʻole - no ke aha ʻoe e pono ai i kahi ʻoi ma ka labia?