ʻAʻohe mea e ʻōlelo ai - maikaʻi ke kau ʻana i ke aliʻi wahine ma luna o kāu dick, manaʻo ʻoe he kanaka i ka manawa hoʻokahi! ʻO nā umauma he silicone maoli, akā nani lākou, a he haʻuki ke kino a pau. He wahine maikai, malama pono i kona kino. He mea maʻalahi ka hopena - inā makemake ʻoe i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne - hele i ka hale haʻuki a me nā salona nani!
He aha kāu e kapa ai i kēia mau moa? Ua lawe mai ʻo ia i nā keke i hoʻokahi kāne a noho pū me kekahi e nānā TV? ʻAʻole no ka ʻōniʻoniʻo ʻo ia ke ʻano he uʻi. Akā, ʻo ia kāna makemake e pāʻani. Pono ke kaikamahine i ka ʻike ʻia, hoʻomaikaʻi ʻia ma ke ʻano he kamāliʻiwahine, a ua mākaukau ʻo ia e hana i kekahi mea e loaʻa ai. Loaʻa iā ʻoe ka wahine e like me ia, aia ʻoe ma ka puka, a ke wili nei ʻo ia i kāna hoki. ʻO nā mea lanakila wale nō ma kēia kūlana he mau hoaaloha a me nā hoalauna. Hoʻomaikaʻi lākou a pau iā ia a noi mau e hele mai e kipa pū me ia. ))
He wahine hoʻokipa nani ka mea ʻohi mea hale, hoʻomālamalama wale ʻo ia i ka moekolohe a me ka makemake e moe kolohe. ʻO ka nui o kona mau umauma he mea kupaianaha a paʻi koke. Ma kahi kūlana pohihihi, kū ke kanaka i loko o ka lumi ʻauʻau me ka pani ʻana o kona mau maka a me kāna moa e kau ana i waho o kāna lele. ʻO ka ʻoi loa ka hele ʻana, ʻo ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻana i ka wahine ʻāina ʻoiai ʻo kāna kāne e ʻimi nei a puni ka hale. Ma ka hale holoʻokoʻa e moe kolohe, ʻike ʻia i ka pōloli.
Ma laila ʻoe e hele ai.