He aha nā mākaʻi pohihihi i kēia mau lā, ma lalo o kekahi kumu e hele ai lākou i ka lāʻau kī. A maikaʻi loa ka wahine hale, hele pū wau iā ia. He kanaka holomua loa ʻo ia, hāʻawi ʻo ia iaʻu i nā lua āpau me ka pilikia ʻole. ʻAe, makemake wau i wahine wahine e like me ia! Laki kāne, aia ʻo ia ma kahi kūpono i ka manawa kūpono, ua hoʻopaʻa maikaʻi ʻo ia iā ia.
No laila, e ʻōlelo kākou ua loaʻa ʻo ia i ka wahine hoʻokamakama a ua ʻae ʻo ia e hoʻokamakama iā ia no ke kālā. ʻO wai ʻaʻole, akā no ke aha ʻo ia e pale ʻole ai iā ia iho? No ka nui o kāu wehewehe ʻana i ka poʻe i ka pōʻino o ka moe kolohe ʻole me ka hoa pili ʻole, hele hou lākou! ʻO wau iho, loaʻa iaʻu nā condom me aʻu, loaʻa pinepine nā wahine inā makemake lākou i ka moekolohe!
ʻAe, hoʻomaha wale.