ʻAe, makemake ke kaikamahine e holo ma luna o kahi dick nui o kāna ipo, e ʻike i ke ʻano o kona hele ʻana, a ʻoi aku ka nui o kāna hana ʻana iā ia, ʻaʻole ʻo ia ma luna, ʻoiai he aha ka ʻokoʻa, no ka mea, ʻo ka loli ʻana o nā wahi. ʻaʻole e hoʻololi i ka huina, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o ia mea. Ua ʻike maopopo ʻia lākou i ka nani, a ua loaʻa iā lāua ka leʻaleʻa maoli ʻole, me he mea lā iaʻu, a manaʻo wau ʻaʻole mamao loa ka hana hou ʻana.
Ua ʻae ke kaikamahine hānai i kona makuakāne ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi lomilomi poʻohiwi. Heh, heh - E hoʻoponopono wau i kēlā kuhihewa ʻana. ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua e iho ana kona mau lima ma luna o kona umauma. ʻO Blondie ka houhu a aia kāna moa i loko o kona waha wale nō. E ke kanaka, he ʻano Copperfield kēlā stepdad.
ʻO ke aʻalolo o ke kaikunāne a me ke kaikuahine e hana ia mau mea i mua o ko lākou makuahine ponoʻī! ʻO ka mīkini a Brother, ma ke ala, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki i ka blonde ke kāohi a uē me ka ʻōlelo ʻole. Inā ʻaʻole i haʻalele koʻu makuahine i ka lumi kuke, inā ua hū ʻia lākou!